Current Distractions, December 2016 Edition

I typically write Current Distractions posts a few days in advance so that the post can go up at midnight my time like all of my other posts do. Because of the #12hppofxmas though, I wanted to be able to post my accurate page counts and such today. I'm 22 pages away from the end of A History of Celibacy, which will be the end of my reading for 2016.

The main thing that got in the way of reading Top 100 books this month was reading Nostromo, which is a Top 100 book, but spoiler alert it was terrible and took forever. I also did a whole lot of work on my house. Then of course there were all the things I did on the approach to and during Christmas. I always opt out of New Year's Eve, so tonight I'm planning to do nothing much other eat junk food and watch the Sense8 holiday special (after I've finished my book, of course).

Some other things:

Watching

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Captain America: Civil War
It's a Wonderful Life

Listening

Stranglers
Canadaland (have I mentioned this before? I have an ongoing obsession)

And that's it for now. More reflective posts are just around the corner. Happy New Year to everyone!

Page Counts
  • Day 1: 101
  • Day 2: 30
  • Day 3: 79
  • Day 4: 94
  • Day 5: 293
  • Day 6: 190
  • Day 7: 135
  • Pages/Day Remaining: 56

#12hppofxmas Day 5

It's a little hard to believe that it's already almost halfway through the 12hppofxmas. Part of the problem is that I've been trying very hard to finish A History of Celibacy before the end of 2016. Non-fiction is a lot slower to read than fiction in general, so getting this done has taken up all of my reading energy for the last few days, whereas normally I probably would've read a greater variety of stuff by now. I did start reading I Kill Giants for a little while after midnight last night, and I'm hoping to have that finished today, and then if I'm feeling ambitious I'll read a short novel over the course of the last two days of 2016.

Just need to make sure that my next couple of days are highly productive, and I'll be fully caught up, finished A History of Celibacy, ready to read Commonwealth, and ready to post my reading summary for 2016.

No big deal :|

Page Counts
  • Day 1: 101
  • Day 2: 30
  • Day 3: 79
  • Day 4: 94
  • Day 5: 138
  • Pages/Day Remaining: 108

#12hppofxmas Day 2

Merry Boxing Day!

I'm at home now between a Christmas-related brunch and a Christmas-related supper, and writing this quick update. After supper this evening, I'll be done with holiday festivities until early January. (This doesn't imply anything for New Year's Eve, which is a holiday that I am increasingly happy to boycott.) There's been an almost total lack of snow in my part of the world since early October, so the snow that fell yesterday was very welcome and helped me to get into the holiday mood.

I'm surprised to report that I was able to read 100 pages on Christmas Day. Unsurprisingly, I've been less successful today. In fact I wouldn't've read anything yet if I hadn't randomly woken up in the middle of the night last night and been unable to get back to sleep for about three hours for no reason. So yay?

So far I've mostly just finished reading Anthony Doerr's All the Light We Cannot See, which I liked but didn't love. Now I'm very much hoping to finish A History of Celibacy before the end of the year, but because it's non-fiction that will be a bit more of a challenge.

I hope everyone reading this has had happy holidays so far. I'll be back with more in terms of details and other thoughts later this week.

Page Counts
  • Day 1: 101
  • Day 2: 7
  • Pages/Day Remaining: 109

#12hppofxmas Day 0

I've been at the library pretty frequently over the course of the last few weeks, picking up a frankly hilarious number of books to choose from for the Twelve Hectopages of Xmas. If I could read all of these books instantly, I'd be very happy, but of course that's not likely. I should mention that I'm also in the process of reading two other books: All the Light We Cannot See and A History of Celibacy, but if all goes well I should have at least one of those wrapped up early on. I decided to have twelve books in the stack this year for the sake of pretending it would be possible to actually read one per day.

I've put these in order of size, so let's have a look from smallest to biggest.


#12hppofxmas

The Secret Agent by Joseph Conrad

This is the next book on the Top 100 that I'm due to read. Spoiler alert, but Nostromo was an ordeal and so I'm not particularly excited to immediately read another Joseph Conrad book, but this is what it's come to with respect to getting this project finished in the foreseeable future. I don't really know what this book is about but it actually does sound kind of intriguing.

The Butcher's Hook by Janet Ellis

Historical fiction about a young woman who wants to marry the butcher's apprentice but whose father wants her to marry someone else. I hope that this involves her killing everyone who gets in her way.

Slade House by David Mitchell

A haunted house story that may or may not be loosely linked to The Bone Clocks, which I read back in 2014.

Boxers and Saints by Gene Luen Yang

Two graphic novel-style thingies that form a series about the Boxer Rebellion. I don't know anything about the Boxer Rebellion.

And We Go On by Will R. Bird

A Saskatchewan (?) soldier's memoir about World War I. I've been wanting to learn more "Canadians in WWI" history and I decided that since we're currently in the middle of the centenary that there's no time like the present.

The Queen of the Tearling by Erika Johansen

This and Slade House are books that I borrowed from my sister rather than the library, and she says she wants to read this one soon, so I should get to it first. I believe this is a fantasy novel set in Earth's far future.

Managing Without Growth by Peter A. Victor

This book was mentioned in some of the criticism I read of Naomi Klein's This Changes Everything. It's about how to contend with changing the economy in response to climate change. I think.

Commonwealth by Ann Patchett

Need to get to this one first thing because I don't think I'll be able to renew it at the library. It sounds like it's a family drama saga sort of thing. I've never read any Ann Patchett before so I'm very excited.

The Madman and the Butcher by Tim Cook

More Canadian WWI non-fiction, this one about a couple of the dudes in charge rather than the common soldier. My Canadian history knowledge is probably slightly superior to the majority of people in my age group, which is to say that it's abysmal, and I'm hoping that this book will fill some gaps.

Lebanon: A History, 600-2011 by William Harris

With all of the information I've consumed about medieval Europe, I've been starting to crave more world history. Lebanon has been "on my radar," as it were, for a while, and after reading Fall on Your Knees earlier this year, I added some books to my reading list about Lebanon's history. This book actually wasn't one of them, but it's what I found at the library.

I Kill Giants by Joe Kelly and J. M. Ken Niimura

My memory of what this is about is a bit off. I believe it's about a kid who uses fantasy to deal with bullying?


And that's it! I'll be back with another update by Boxing Day.

Merry Christmas to you and yours if that's what you're celebrating over the next few days!

The 3rd Annual Twelve Hectopages of Xmas Readathon!

Merry Christmas Eve Eve!

Once again, I'll be doing my 12hppofxmas readathon whether anyone else participates or not. This entire year has been a bit of a readathon for me, to be honest, so a lot of my posts during this next couple of weeks will be about what I read last year. The description post is recycled below for your enlightenment as to how this works.

THE
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Who?

Me! The mysterious M.R.! I am hosting this and will most likely be the sole participant. But you are welcome to participate as well if you want. Keep reading to see how?

What?

This is a readathon. Basically the idea is to just read a whole bunch. In this case, twelve hectopages (1200 pages) over the course of the Christmas season, specifically the twelve days of Christmas. There are no rules besides that. The books don't have to be Christmas books, and I'm not posting any challenges or anything like that.

When?

Because I'm perverse and hate my family (not at all, but), this readathon will take place over the course of the actual twelve days of Christmas. If you, like Bob and Doug MacKenzie, are somewhat confused as to what the twelve days of Christmas are, then I will tell you the actual dates right now: December 25 to January 5. Let's say midnight to midnight.

Where?

Wherever I am and/or you are.

Why?

Instead of quietly doing my usual glut of Christmas reading, I am formalizing it as a readathon so that I can feel even more accomplished. Christmas is a time when I like to hang out with friends and family, eat baked goods until my teeth hurt, and read as much as possible. Join me!

How?

I have absolutely no mechanism for you to register for this readathon other than leaving a comment on this post. There won't be any prizes other than my appreciation that you're joining me in something I'd be doing anyway. Seriously though, the more the MERRIER. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?


Hashtag for this is #12hppofxmas by the way, and you can find my tweets at the @twohectobooks twitter account.

R46. The Stone Angel by Margaret Laurence

Year Published: 1964
Pages: 308

First Sentence: Above the town, on the hill brow, the stone angel used to stand.

The Stone Angel by Margaret Laurence | Two Hectobooks

Review:

I inherited The Stone Angel in the same batch of CanLit and other stuff as The Tin Flute.  I'm sure I'd heard of it before, but I didn't realize that the book has appeared on high school English reading lists until just before I finally read it.  What a huge mistake, which I'll get into more in a moment.

This is the story of Hagar Shipley, born in the fictional town of Manawaka, Manitoba.  At the beginning of the book, she's an old woman living on the west coast (presumably in Vancouver, British Columbia), with her oldest son Marvin and daughter-in-law Doris.  The book is just her reflection on some of the key moments of her life, as well as her struggles to hang on to her dignity as an elderly woman with dementia.  She marries a man her father doesn't want her to marry, neglects her son Marvin, and favours her son John.  She ends up leaving her husband and working as a housekeeper.  Nothing much happens of a particularly earth shattering nature.  Still, because of the fact that Hagar is losing her grip on herself in the novel's present, she makes a fascinating unreliable narrator.  She's a proud woman who has always been very concerned about appearances, and she's also mean and a hypocrite.  She's a really great character.  Unfortunately, she tends to overshadow the characters who surround her, who are well-sketched but hard to get a good handle on.

This isn't my first kick at the Margaret Laurence can.  I also inherited her book The Diviners and read it before I ever started this project.  I liked both of these books fine.  They're critical of gender roles and racial politics on the Canadian Prairies and are decently paced, although by no means a laugh riot.  In fact, if CanLit can be believed, no human has ever been happy in Canada.  I wonder how many other countries have a national literature as dour as mine, and I'm adding a wider survey of CanLit to my ever-growing list of things to explore as a reader.  Interestingly, I found this novel fairly short on its descriptions of scenery, the town, and so on, which is rare for a novel in a "genre" that is typically so concerned with PLACE.

And that's also the main reason why I don't think that this is a good choice for high school students.  The Stone Angel is rich with meaning, reflection on aging and death, repentance, and so on.  I'm not old by any means, but I'm old enough that I can at least grasp the concept that one day I will be old.  I don't think most teenagers are capable of understanding that as something real that will happen to them.  When I was in my teens, years in the future were so abstract.  I could think to myself that I would be X years old in 20YY and I'd like to have four kids by then and be a published writer or whatever, but that person I pictured wasn't me, it was some other person with my name.  Now, when I think of being A years old in 20BB, I am thinking of the work I'll have to do to get there, wondering about my health, which cataclysmic events may occur in the interval, and understanding that my body will keep changing in ways that resemble decay rather than the growth I experienced in my teen years.  Ideally, this book would help teens to grasp the concept that they too might be old someday, but for the vast majority of them reading this book, it would just be a boring story about a bitchy old lady.  And it's so much more than that.

P.S. I've been trying hard to remember what novels I read in high school English and failing miserably to recall anything outside of "independent" reading studies (when I read Morley Callaghan's Such Is My Beloved, another dirgey CanLit novel, and Ragtime), but I'm sure there must've been something.  Anyway, I just want to say that I have no idea who develops the curriculum for this sort of thing, but including The Stone Angel is something I'd urge them to reconsider.

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I try, a little, to pray, as one's meant to do at evening, thinking perhaps the knack of it will come to me here. But it works no better than it ever did. I can't change what's happened to me in my life, or make what's not occurred take place. But I can't say I like it, or accept it, or believe it's for the best. I don't and never shall, not even if I'm damned for it. So I merely sit on the bed and look out the window until the dark comes and the trees have gone and the sea itself has been swallowed by the night.
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Five Years Ago This Month: December 2011

Five years ago this month...

...I was belatedly distracted. For once I had a good excuse, though: I had pneumonia in late November/early December 2011.

...I reviewed The Parasites. This was such an odd book, which makes more and more sense the more I learn about Daphne du Maurier. Having read five of her books now, I think it's safe to say she's become one of my favourite authors, with her touches of luridness all over the place.

It seems that I have no pictures from December 2011, which is a little bit amazing, but here we are. Remember I didn't get my first smartphone until August 2012 or so. Amazing.

55. On the Road by Jack Kerouac

Year Published: 1957
Pages: 307
First Sentence: I first met Dean not long after my wife and I split up.
Rating: 2/3 (meh)

On the Road by Jack Kerouac | Two Hectobooks

Review:

Oh God.

I'm not sure where to begin with this one, so I'll start off with the plot summary for a change.  Sal Paradise is our first person narrator, a college student who has already divorced one wife and lives with his aunt.  He is a writer.  In 1947, a young man named Dean Moriarty drives into Sal's life and brings "the road" with him.  From 1947 to I think 1950, Sal ends up crisscrossing the United States in a sort of mad chase, penniless and under the influence of various substances.  There isn't really a plot at all, really, and although maybe there's some reason why the chapter breaks exist where they are (I pay very little attention to chapter breaks), the book reads exactly the way Jack Kerouac wrote it: as a spooled narrative based more on feeling than anything else.

On the Road has been familiar to me by reputation for quite a long time but I'd never actually picked it up before.  As soon as I did I started to wonder about it, and it became one of the rare List books that I actually sought out additional context on while reading.  Specifically, who the hell is Jack Kerouac and what made him this way?  The other post-WW II books I've read so far have felt more marked by it, and the character of Sal Paradise, who is barely a character and very much the author, seems to have no connection to that experience.

So thanks to Wikipedia I discovered all kinds of cool things about Kerouac: he had French Canadian parents and spoke French, he wrote On the Road in three weeks on an enormous roll of paper, and alcoholism killed him at 47.  Also, he served only eight days of active duty during the Second World War.  I didn't have the energy to learn anything more about the Beat Generation, besides the fact that Dean Moriarty was inspired by a man named Neal Cassady.

I didn't enjoy reading this book.  It's breathless and also pointless, just an exploration of sad white kids being horrible to each other and everyone else, that runs around in circles.  I'm too old and have never been cool or reckless enough to find the ideas expressed in this book appealing. Dean Moriarty and the rest of them strike me as incredibly tragic rather than liberated, although I can see how at that time, they'd be a bit of both things. Both the style and the characters' actions pushed me away.  Dean and Sal are the only two who pop off of the page as anything more than names most of the time, and the women are especially underserved, usually just staring wide-eyed and despairing at the wild actions of the men around them.

I can appreciate that this is an important book in the history of 20th century literature, but I don't feel as if I learned anything from it. Unless the Beat Generation and their philosophies hold a lot of fascination for you, On the Road is pretty skippable.

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They rushed down the street together, digging everything in the early way they had, which later became so much sadder and perceptive and blank. But then they danced down the street like dingledodies, and I shambled after as I've been doing all my life after people who interest me, because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!"
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A pain stabbed my heart, as it did every time I saw a girl I loved who was going the opposite direction in this too-big world.
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Dean took out other pictures. I realized these were all the snapshots which our children would look at someday with wonder, thinking their parents had lived smooth, well-ordered, stabilized-within-the-photo lives and got up in the morning to walk proudly on the sidewalk of life, never dreaming the raggedy madness and riot of our actual lives, or actual night, the hell of it, the senseless nightmare road.
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