Current Distractions, December 2015 Edition

AKA #12hppofxmas Day 7

Comics are kind of a miracle, aren't they? I've already managed to read all 1200 pages for my goal, and I have five days to go, and that's in large part because of how quickly I can read comics. To be honest, though, most of what I read yesterday was Paul Tremblay's A Head Full of Ghosts, in its entirety. It's the story of two sisters, a reality show, and maybe a possession. It's probably a bit of a spoiler to say that, while I really really enjoyed the book, I couldn't help but compare it unfavourably to Shirley Jackson's fabulously unsettling We Have Always Lived in the Castle.

I managed another half-entry for my Year of Reading Women, in the form of...

Saga Vol. 1 by Brian K. Vaughan and Fiona Staples

Holy shit. I keep trying to convince myself to like comics more, but this one took zero convincing. Deeply weird, for one thing, and also really creative and fun. I really liked the art and the varied character designs and the sf mixed with fantasy, and so on and so forth. I don't have a lot of deep thoughts on this at the moment, but I anticipate that I'll be picking up the next volume soon and maybe I'll have more to say then.

Page Counts
  • Day 1: 89
  • Day 2: 73
  • Day 3: 173
  • Day 4: 163
  • Day 5: 154
  • Day 6: 444
  • Day 7: 144
  • Pages/Day Remaining: 0?!

#12hppofxmas Day 5

Ok, so my inability to find time to blog continues because I'm going to see the new Star Wars movie today, but in the interest of at least catching up on my Year of Reading Women posts, here are some brief thoughts on a couple of books.

Dragon Wing by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman

I hadn't read high fantasy in literally years before I picked up this book at my sister's insistence. She's a much bigger fantasy fan than I am, although in recent years she hasn't read as much of it as usual either. In any case, this book partly reminded me why I don't read very much high fantasy (made up words, feudal systems) but also avoided a lot of the tropes that made me quit the genre (the Chosen One narrative). I wasn't blown away, but my curiosity was definitely piqued for the next book, seeing as this series involves not just one, but many different kinds of settings. The plot is fairly complex and would be hard to summarize here, but suffice to say that it involves an assassin hired to kill a young prince, dwarf rebels, and mysterious higher beings (plus also elves but they have relatively little screen time).

One thing I will note, with respect to the female authorship aspect of this: a woman was involved in writing it, but there were still only two female characters with any real presence in the book (there was a third, but I'm not sure if she ever said a word), and at least one of them had really bizarre characterization. She simpers, is what I'm trying to say, and it's odd.

I'll pick up the next book eventually, though, and hope that things improve.

Alice by Christina Henry

I came close to finishing this book within two days and getting it back to the library on time. Close.

Anyway, Alice in Wonderland is dark already, and I'm not sure why we keep trying to make it darker and grittier. It's the best representation of the dream state in anything I've read (Alice's silencing of a baby's crying by tying it in a knot being the best example). When I picked up Christina Henry's Alice, I think I was hoping for an exploration of madness rather than a journey through a fantasy city filled with rampant sex trafficking. Alice in this case is locked up in an insane asylum after emerging from "the Old City" gibbering and showing signs of having been raped. She lived in the New City but went into the Old City for kicks with her friend Dor, who didn't emerge along with Alice. A man named Hatcher lives in the room next to Alice in the asylum, and after eight years, they become good friends. When the asylum burns down, the two of them escape, and end up on a quest to recapture the Jabberwocky.

The story meanders in order to mention characters from Alice in Wonderland, but a lot of it feels pointless. If I had more time to write this, I'd try to put together some thoughts on the current discussion about fictional depictions of sexual violence (which are all over the place in this book) and whether the gender of the author affects how we perceive those depictions, but I definitely don't have that kind of time right now. I don't think I'll be picking up the sequel.

Page Counts
  • Day 1: 89
  • Day 2: 73
  • Day 3: 173
  • Day 4: 163
  • Day 5: 26
  • Pages/Day Remaining: 97

#12hppofxmas Day 3

I've fallen behind already! I guess my Christmas season has been a bit busier this year than last year, because I already have some catching up to do. I would've made it to 100 pages yesterday if I hadn't gone to see In the Heart of the Sea, which was strangely linked to The Terror, the book that I read the last thirty pages of this morning.

The Terror was quite good at the beginning, dragged a little bit in the middle (but not too badly), and then came to an unexpected and somewhat abrupt ending, although if I think about it some more, the ending section was about a hundred pages of the book, so that's not really "abrupt" and could probably be more accurately described as "unsatisfying."

The other pages I read today were from Jeff VanderMeer's Wonderbook, which I started reading along with doing NaNoWriMo in November and am hopelessly limping toward finishing by the end of the year. I have four days to read 17 pages, though, so I'm pretty sure I can manage that.

I wasn't sure what I was going to read next from the stack in my last post, and was leaning toward a couple of the shorter comics, but I've actually had the decision made for me by the library, which isn't letting me renew Christina Henry's Alice, thus necessitating that I pick that one up next and read it as quickly as I can. I'm hoping to read something like 80 pages in it today, which will leave me almost caught up, and also about 30% of the way through a library book that's due tomorrow.

Christmas, by the way, treated me well. As of today I'm all out of feasts to go to (except for one in early January), and I just have a week of relaxing and visiting with friends ahead of me. So Alice it is. I need to write about one of the books I finished before the holidays, which gets me half a point in my Year of Reading Women, so look for that tomorrow?

Page Counts
  • Day 1: 89
  • Day 2: 73
  • Day 3: 54
  • Pages/Day Remaining: 109

#12hppofxmas Day 0

Unlike last year, when I didn't post a picture of my book stack until.. this year (i.e. here's the post that I updated before writing this one), I'm slightly more organized. Instead of focussing on gaining ground on my 2015 reading goal, I just got a great big stack of library books for this year's holiday reading. Some of them will at least help with my year of reading women. I doubt that I'll get around to reading all of these over the course of my readathon, but I should at least get a good start.


Alice by Christina Henry

This is an Alice in Wonderland variant thingy that I'm pretty keen about. Basically Alice is an escapee from an insane asylum but there may be some sort of real monster that escaped with her. I think. I don't read cover copy anymore because it tends to give away too much, when it's not getting details wrong.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World by Bryan Lee O'Malley

I read the first of this series what feels like forever ago, and decided that I should really just get around to reading the next one. They're quick to read, after all. Scott Pilgrim presumably continues to fight Ramona Flowers' exes.

Nimona by Noelle Stevenson

I'm not sure how I managed to never see this when it was a webcomic, but I didn't hear about it until it was already over.  Fortunately for me, it became a comic I could get in book form from the library! I think it's about a mad scientist and also there's a cat in it?

A Head Full of Ghosts by Paul Tremblay

I discovered this book via a Halloween season review on a movie website. Christmas is almost a better time for horror than Halloween is, though, and I'm really eager to pick this up. I have literally no memory of what it's about.

The Terror by Dan Simmons

I've already started reading this one, actually, so I have a few more details about it than the other books. Frozen in Time blew my mind last year, and this book is a fictionalization of the Franklin expedition, plus apparently a monster. So far, I find every mention of tinned food to be far more terrifying than the monster-related stuff, but we'll see. I have a long way to go.

The Sunne in Splendour by Sharon Kay Penman

A 900+ page doorstop about Richard III. I've been sort of dying to read this for a while, and decided to finally carve out the time this year.

My Friend Dahmer by Derf Backderf

Turning toward the macabre, this is a graphic novel by a guy who knew Jeffrey Dahmer as a teenager.  I leafed through a few pages after I picked it up from the library, and it looks like it'll be fascinating and disturbing.

Sheltered Vol. 2 by Ed Brisson and Johnnie Christmas

The sequel to a comic I read during the October readathon this year. Presumably things go from bad to worse for the doomsday preppers who ushered forth their doom a little early in the previous volume.

Saga Vol. 1 by Brian K. Vaughan and Fiona Staples

I know nothing about this other than that a lot of people seem to really love it. I seem to think it involves star-crossed lovers.


Anyway. Like I said, I've already started reading The Terror, and I'm not making any promises that I won't pick up one or more of these in advance of Christmas Day.

The 2nd Annual Twelve Hectopages of Xmas Readathon!

Merry Christmas Eve Eve!

In an effort to finish as many of the books I was reading prior to the holidays as possible, I left my computer at home when I went to work last week, and so fell a bit behind on blogging. Anyway, it shouldn't come as a surprise that I'm going to be doing another 12hppofxmas readathon this year. I've copied last year's description post below for your enlightenment as to how this works.

 THE 
 12 hpp 
 OF 
 Xmas 
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Who?

Me! The mysterious M.R.! I am hosting this and will most likely be the sole participant. But you are welcome to participate as well if you want. Keep reading to see how?

What?

This is a readathon. Basically the idea is to just read a whole bunch. In this case, twelve hectopages (1200 pages) over the course of the Christmas season, specifically the twelve days of Christmas. There are no rules besides that. The books don't have to be Christmas books, and I'm not posting any challenges or anything like that.

When?

Because I'm perverse and hate my family (not at all, but), this readathon will take place over the course of the actual twelve days of Christmas. If you, like Bob and Doug MacKenzie, are somewhat confused as to what the twelve days of Christmas are, then I will tell you the actual dates right now: December 25 to January 5. Let's say midnight to midnight.

Where?

Wherever I am and/or you are.

Why?

Instead of quietly doing my usual glut of Christmas reading, I am formalizing it as a readathon so that I can feel even more accomplished. Christmas is a time when I like to hang out with friends and family, eat baked goods until my teeth hurt, and read as much as possible. Join me!

How?

I have absolutely no mechanism for you to register for this readathon other than leaving a comment on this post. There won't be any prizes other than my appreciation that you're joining me in something I'd be doing anyway. Seriously though, the more the MERRIER. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?


Hashtag for this is #12hppofxmas by the way, at the @twohectobooks twitter account.

R36. Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

Year Published: 1990
Pages: 367

First Sentence: Current theories on the creation of the universe state that, if it was created at all and didn't just start, as it were, unofficially it came into being between ten and twenty thousand million years ago.


Review:
The first time I read Good Omens I was a preteen (about the age of Adam the Anti-Christ and his friends, The Them, in fact).  I’d just started attending my all-girls Catholic school, with a Sister as my homeroom teacher.  I borrowed it from a girl who was a friend of a friend at the time, and she’d borrowed it from her dad.  I decided that it was too irreverent to read on Sundays, and I think I only half-understood some parts.  Also, in the interest of full disclosure, I must admit that if memory serves, I didn’t exactly return it in good shape.  I haven’t always been a good book borrower.

This is the only book on my list of four favourites that I’ve reread before now.  I read it again when I finally bought my own edition of the book, and I read it when I went to Atlanta for Dragon*Con as a sort of comfort blanket, not knowing what to expect from my first convention.

If I’ve learned anything from this rereading process so far, though, it’s that even old favourites don’t necessarily react well to being read on schedule.  I enjoyed it again this time through, I remembered why I love the book and why it’s important to me, but I just really wasn’t that into it.  As usual, the book got a few actual chuckles out of me, and as usual I was pleasantly surprised by bits that I’d forgotten, but I didn’t feel like picking it up most of the time.

Once again I’ve talked too much about the book without actually describing it.  It begins In The Beginning, with the angel Aziraphale and the demon Crawly (who eventually changes his name to Crowley) at the Garden of Eden, watching Adam and Eve leaving the Garden behind them.  Then it runs forward to eleven years ago, with the birth and misplacement of the Anti-Christ by an order of Satanic nuns, and finally the “present” which is really more like when the book was published, and the approaching apocalypse.  The Anti-Christ is named Adam, but due to the mix up when he’s born, he ends up growing up relatively normally. He has three delightful friends.  Meanwhile, the four Horsemen (Horsepersons) of the Apocalypse are assembling.  The cast is rounded out by Anathema Device, witch (and professional descendant of the only accurate seer in history), and Newton Pulsifer, Witchfinder Private, plus a couple of others, but when do I ever list characters?

The book was written by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman before their respective rises to fame.  It feels more Pratchett than Gaiman to me, but that could very well be because I have about 1000% more experience with Pratchett than with Gaiman (I’ve read American Gods and I’ve seen Coraline and that is literally it besides his blog which I eventually quit reading--oh, and Mirrormask, is that a thing he did?).  This is decidedly not Pratchett at the height of his powers, though, a statement I did a poor job of elaborating on in my review of Small Gods (published only two years after this, to my astonishment).

Crowley and Aziraphale were the standout characters for me the first time I read this book, but this time around they seem to have a diminished role compared to what I remembered.  Now that I’m in my late twenties, I found myself paying more attention to Newt and Anathema’s stories/y.

Did I mention that the book is really funny?  It’s a rare book that gets an “actual lol” from me, but this is one of them (see also: The Disaster Artist).  As for whether it’s too irreverent for Sunday reading, I’d hardly say so, but you might want to take my hard left turn toward agnosticism into account.  The book isn’t agnostic or even particularly blasphemous, though.  I suspect that the ideas in it did inexorably lead me to where I am today, with huge amounts of help, but I wouldn’t say that they’re any more likely to lead one astray than anything else that deals with God and faith and how to understand the world.

Five Years Ago This Month: December 2010

Five years ago this month...

For some reason the landlord of the apartment across the street from mine at this time figured that he had some sort of claim over the street in front of the building. One day I had to park there for a few minutes over my lunch hour, and this instantly bloomed on my windshield.
...I reviewed The Death of the Heart. I sometimes wonder whether I rated this book too harshly, and then realize that I remember almost nothing about it. Since this review, I've read a short story by Elizabeth Bowen that I really enjoyed, though, so I'm planning to read more of her work after all.

...I reviewed Divided Kingdom. The last of my "classic" reviews, about a book that I read in summer '06 (almost a decade ago now!) and didn't like much.

...I got a Tumblr account. I haven't updated said account since 2013. I probably won't ever again. I don't like Tumblr. Follow me there if you feel like it.

...I was distracted. I'd like to know who isn't distracted in December.